The internet collective have no patience or time for levity today, it would seem, especially in wake of Robin Williams committing suicide, and teenagers being shot by cops in military gear.

I know there is plenty of Swingers-based enthusiasm for "making Gretzky's head bleed," but we've lived for many years without the ability to re-create the events leading to the off-field demise of Andrés Escobar. I think people can manage without the biting.

Some people like tests of hand-eye coordination with graphical depictions of shooty-things upon targets with their make-believe.

This web service is operating like some blog services of over ten years ago, before extensive troll experience caused them to have more complex measures in place to deal with various offenses.

Wilderness Animal Instinct Simulator. Thanks, Goat Simulator.

Would be great if Kojima and/or Deep Silver would channel their full wacky into a fully-realized Archer stealth/action sandbox.

Now I want to play with you!

I played a little too much Saints Row 2. First thing I thought of:

Killing kids in F3 & FNV isn't exactly a mod ... they're set to "Essential," which can be removed via in-game console commands. So if someone released a mod for that, it's probably a script in console commands that sets every kid to non-essential.

None.

So fantastic ... I'm very grateful for all of 'em.

I hear this, but I'm not really super-upset about it. Cleary obviously has nothing left in the tank, if you look at his production from last season. Would be way more of a disaster if it was for 4-5 million for 3-5 years, which is almost like an 8-figure salary multi-year in other sports.

Can't wait for the Steam megasale of this franchise, in a year or so. If no Colonial Marines, then I'd pre-order. Alien franchise is one of my favs, and this time the game looks proper, but still skittish about the previous failure.

Pretty much had the same reaction. Mostly I threw up my hands because of the idea of GTA's idea of a 'good sport' in general ... it's GTA.

I remember playing the game before I gave up on it a long time ago ... I never got in a bad sport lobby either, but incidental bullshit got my pals into it. The fact that you can't still form private lobbies with your pals who are in the other type of lobby is the maddening part.

Buy the ticket, take the ride!

As your attorney, I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top. And you'll need the cocaine. iPod for special music. Acapulco shirts. Get the hell out of town for at least 48 hours. Blows my weekend.

I was waiting for this compromise. It occurred to me as well that it would be valid to suggest that the report did not translate the statements accurately, but I wasn't sure if it was a translation involved or not.

I disagree with all of this, and it seems like you're a major apologist who's willing to run in circles about that ill-worded commentary, so I'll just stop and save you the trouble.