I had a LOT of poor friends growing up. The one thing that was nearly universal? None of their parents or family members wore seat belts. Several were okay with us riding in the back of pickup trucks (age 6 is when I realized how dangerous this was and insisted to my friend’s father that I ride in the cab). You see,…

Any other stupid questions?

You realize this is a joke. He’s hated answering this question from day one and now 3 years in, he’s just saying whatever comes to his mind.

I get that on general, Deadspin writers are very much pro-labor and by extension pro-players in the relationships between the players and the NFL, owners, and coaches.

Most stalls have a coathook. Just make sure your kid is wearing pants with belt loops.

This is the first time a Jets player has been publicly cold-cocked since Brett Favre sent that picture to Jenn Sterger from the team’s ice-bath.

What help? Rehab can’t fix stupid. We’re talking about a guy that’s had multiple DUIs, domestic violence, felony gun charges and joked he had a bomb to the TSA at Los Angeles International Airport.

Doug DeMurano. Now and forever.

I guess Adequateman is the correct venue to ask this question... but when exposed to these temperatures, anyone know what happens to your man-parts?

LOL, I can’t believe you actually picked someone up.

A hummer in New York and it was awful?

how is this “getting the appreciation it deserves”?