“He was immediately booted from the club.” They only condone driving around slowly with 600 go-pros on each each car and then circle jerking to the footage afterwards.

He’s drawing a connection in the only way most men can. “Feel the same thing we feel” is an unreasonable, unattainable goal in the real world for this subject. I cannot feel the same visceral reaction you feel, because sexual assault is not a real threat for me, or for That_Other_Guy. It’s an utterly foreign concept…

Temperature gauges switchable to Celsius? What kind of Commie is this guy?!?!

I get it. The internet is one giant dick measuring contest where everyone tries to post something funny to generate +1's to stroke their ego, but a child was killed here so maybe stop thinking about yourself for two fucking seconds and have a little respect.

But Philly fans threw snowballs at Santa ... aren’t they the worst fans in football?

Is this the first time Carmelo has defended anybody?

This is a dumb thing that Deadspin has tried to make into a running gag, and it’s just not working because they’ve taken the exactly incorrect stance. It would be like trying to do a pro-Cardinals or pro-Cincinnati chili gag.

I don’t know. A lot of this reads like what got written in places like LA and Toronto about Moneyball after DePodesta and Ricciardi got fired. The strategy is a bad one because it failed and so on.

It’s the same reason why a 2012 A8L costs only a fraction more than a 2013 Audi S4. Old rich guys no longer want to drive something old whereas the younger demographic still wants the S4, used or not.

No. He’s not saying that dirty play makes you a YMCA hack, he’s say specifically that Matthew Dellavadova has nothing else to offer, sucks. Weird analogy you tried for there.

They don’t seem to be doing very much passing. Most all road rage is two people being assholes, and one winning. The loser plays the victim.

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everything in that car looks like it came from a neon...

You’re actually saying that’ll buff right out.

heh.

Ground clearance for stuff like envelopes, driveways, botts dots, road reflectors...

Of course the real answer is the RS6 Avant. Or any of the other tasty, tasty forbidden fruit that we can’t get because Europeans hate us for our freedom or something. Doug didn’t want you to have the real answer because he’s in the pocket of Big Carmax.

“Brands are bad”

In regards to the ‘death-proofness’ - the previous XC90, from 2009-2012 had zero driver or passenger fatalities per million sold. 06-09, the number was 28, so they are certainly making leaps and bounds in regards to passenger safety.