Waaaahhhhhh.

GOAT

Dude’s got 2 steps one gigantic step in before it leaves his hand. Fuck this highlight.

America is populated by idiots. Why is Big Bang Theory the most watched show around?

Writing 4,000 words on Simmons—so meta!

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

(Gasol accidentally hits woman in front row with hand)

That poor kid. Not only is he a Wizard fan, but his mom is giving someone a very unenthusiatic handjob right behind his back.

The fact that she is almost certainly a Trump supporter who splits her time between the swing states of Michigan and Florida should kill most of the boners on this site.

Kate’s improper use of “your” has forever killed my boner for her.

Meanwhile at one point 3 years ago the Tigers had Verlander, Porcello, AND Scherzer in the same rotation and we still couldn’t win shit.

So Justin Verlander got his girlfriend to say mean things to baseball writers. And his brother’s going to tell them off too. That will show those writers not to fuck with Justin Verlander.

What do the Bucks have to do with this?

I guess that also explains why Drake and Steph are about half as freaked out as Chappelle.

They were 8-4-2 to start last year before running off a losing streak. They look like they are better team, especially with Hellebuyck and Laine making a big difference over last season. I’m just saying, might want to wait to see how Paul Maurice screws this up.

Say what you will about Steve Bannon, but the beauty of his soul is only matched by his physical appearance.

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.