I was at Penn at the same time as Melker. Donnie was indeed a sad sack of a human being who peed everywhere and assaulted everyone. He belonged to the most rape-y of rape-y fraternities and comfortably communicated with his asshat brothers in the misogynist language of his father and...he just sucked. He really did…

Donald Trump slapped his second-most slappable son, who was wearing a Yankees shirt at the time?

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR FANTASY FOOTBALL TEAM!!!

that logo looks like a puckered anus.

This logo represents more than the team - it represents the city of Cleveland

Are you really begrudging people the emotions they feel because fandom is often passed down generationally?

That you feel the need to come on here and pat yourself on the back on a Cubs post is the most Sox fan inferiority complex thing ever. Cheers.

Hey bud, from all of us here at the Deadspin comment section, go fuck yourself.

Holtby (among others) was quoted in Elliotte Friedman’s latest 30 Thoughts column talking about the influx of young impact players in the league right now, and how Sidney Crosby’s style has influenced their skating and made them better on the puck than players coming in 10 years ago were.

the Indians never quite threatened, but they constantly threatened to threaten

A cult in Waco, you say?

really just rooting for a penn st-baylor bowl game

I had a husky. It ate shit. Good dog; bad breath.

Okay, Bill.

Younger Me would have been making plane reservations for the next one now.

Antoine Walker paved the way too. He’s working road crew on a stretch I-95.

The Manhattan-ian Candidate.

Honestly, Donald Trump as a long culled Russian plant explains everything there is about Donald Trump, from the 80s golden decor of his apartment to his presidential candidacy. All of it. Everything.

The waiter at Olive Garden to refill his basket of endless breadsticks.

But by focusing on fake problems and even making up problems allows me to not focus on real problems in the world.