I’ve accepted that the Cubs will probably win a World Series in the next couple of years, but please, just once more can I see the light fade from a smiling Cubs fan’s eyes. Just so I can feel normal again.

And yet you clicked the link.

How do you grow your U.S. audience by showing games of teams outside the broadcast area that play in a city the size of Wilkes Barre, PA? The NHL is regionalized sport. Your average fan doesn’t care about the team in the next state much less Winnipeg.

The best athlete in Detroit is always the Wings backup goalie.

Matthews setting the fucking NHL record for goals in first game by a rookie and still being on the losing side was the most Toronto thing ever.

I like the Jets, but have no idea why. I’ve never been to Winnipeg (or any other part of central Canada), I have no strong allegiance to any of their players, and neither of their iterations have ever been really successful in the NHL. They’ll never be my favorite time, but I enjoy them as a scrappy underdog.

Yeah, fair.

Keep it in perspective. Matthews scored four playing for the Maple Leafs, Laine scored three against the Maple Leafs.

Every single Republican from Las Vegas to Capitol Hill shat themselves. And every single cover page was laid out.

Trump is trying to end our democracy. Fuck him.

He thinks if he loses, it means he becomes Vice President.

And here he is stretching out his hands:

This was savage. If he did this in a major (or any other tourney with fans in attendance), the place would have gone ape nuts.

Just think how many millions of voters across the country couldn’t vote for Romney because of that man standing there!

Any redneck that rolls into North Philadelphia on Election Day is going to have a very bad time.

(Obama voice) “Michelle, that dress looks beautiful... It will look even better on the floor of our bedroom.”

I don’t want it to happen but I kind of do.

YES! Beautiful. I’m torn into thinking he’s too afraid of Michelle to actually do that though. Nobody fucks with Michelle.

He was SO taunting him. “Come on, little baby man. Come play with daddy and fuck yourself over even more for ANOTHER two weeks.”

“We’re on to dry erase boards.”