He will also have a side of jelly beans, raw.
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Where’s he touching that person? Maybe he is applying for the priesthood.
Obama is so handsome. Not just by comparison, but goddammit. It’s like putting a glass of French wine next to a half empty PBR that’s mostly backwash.
This is one of those Picture Worth a Thousand Word moments:
My girlfriend and I were talking about this during the debate. Just like his homes, his suits look so, so, so cheaply made. He likely spends a ton of money on each suit, only to look like he’s wearing a suit that belongs to someone else.
Oh look! It’s Vincent Adultman, heading off to a long day at the business factory!
Nah, it’s not just that he’s fat. I’m fat, and a $600 made-to-measure suit makes me look plenty sharp.
If only there were some well-known precedent for why you don’t throw the ball in this situation...
You guys get frisky when you miss the playoffs, eh?
You’re wrong. Next!
Today, my camp issued the following statement:
OK, but what the fuck does Mike Tomlin have to do with it?
I work for the Raiders and buddy, they won’t even let ME fuck the touchdown passes.
Quick question, and maybe I’m missing something here, but exactly when the hell did Obama support al-Nusra?
Laughed out loud when the moderator quoted Pence and asked Trump about it and he responded “We haven’t spoken recently but I disagree with him”
St. Louis, so you are right!
Hitler, Pol Pot, Stalin, Lenin, should I go on?
May I ask why it matters? Bill Clintom served two terms already and is not currently running for president.