I think Cam Newton should be kicked out of the league, if not sentenced to jail time.

Touré’s growing disinterest in any aspect of the game other than attacking

Wow, and what a way to go out: in the Super Bowl. Hard to see him coming out on top, though. Carolina’s only lost twice all year.

Any context for that flying kick? Because, holy shit...

George Brett shit his pants when he saw this.

This is a one-way ticket to Spicybuttholetown.

“This has my full support,” says Sharon Osbourne, holding a yardstick.

Tom had the greatest Twitter burn of all time:

Verily, I will wait for Gregggggg to weigh in.

So, are you saying he should mackle less? Or actually mackle more? It’s hard to tell in this scenario.

Somewhat related: Panthers’ Ekblad was steamrolled from behind the other night against Edmonton, with no call on the ice. It resulted in a three game suspension. This is the second time that’s happened recently (Caps’ Sill on Bruins’ McQuaid) where there was no call but a suspension. These refs need to get their shit…

Or men, depending on who you talk to.

And who do the Bucs have their sights set on to fill the void? You guessed it: Frank Stallone.

Good comparison, but I think Paul Maurice would have to be up there.

Dalton “The People’s Champion When He Sucker-Punched Milan Lucic” Prout

13-1*

+1 peppermint roll

Beckham is a scumbag for that hit and should be suspended, but Norman can shut all the way up with the “ballerina” and “Michael Jackson” comments. The Panthers love doing all of that shit (rightfully so...it’s entertaining) so don’t throw it someone else’s face that they do it, too.

I’m just assuming that by “remarks regarding my family,” that’s where he went. Which is incredibly fucked up if so.