“Cam Newton dabbed on dem folk. What happened next will challenge your faith in humanity!”

Zingis Khan

Don’t make it twisted.

I work with a guy in his 50’s, who is a nice enough guy, but he has issues with social and communication skills, and the ability to pronounce common words.

I don’t have any stories personally, but my dad used to tell me about his experiences on the T in Boston. Most are forgotten, but one lesson has stuck with me forever. He once told me to never touch a newspaper that’s sitting on a seat, because there’s a 95% chance it’s covering up homeless piss. It’s served me well…

That’s the best part, the parent move at the end. “Well, if you guys can’t get along, then nobody can have. No, that’s it, I’m serious.”

Middle Class White People Are Ultra Aspirational and Doing This to Themselves

There are many levels to this comment. I enjoyed it. Would read again.

There’s a Duran Duran joke to be made here.

Whenever there’s a story about someone spilling something on a customer, I think of a personal story, which actually doesn’t include the wait staff at all. A few years ago, my wife and I went out for food and drinks with my dad, my sister and her new-ish boyfriend. They’d been dating for a few months, but this would…

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I heard the term “hick-hop” to describe terrible new country music, and I rather enjoyed that.

Kessel’s got ball for throwing a cross-check like that.

I don’t think injuries are any more prevalent, but I think muscle tears and non-contact injuries are increasing. It just doesn’t seem natural to hear of so many torn achilles, pectorals, triceps, etc., or for so many players to be tearing up their knees without getting hit there or folded up. Seems like rapid muscle…

Totally agree. I remember when he was injured a few years ago, and the Bruins got killed in faceoffs and on the penalty kill. He came back and everything went back to normal. He always did the small things. Every team needs a player like him. Feel awful about this injury.

He is “in the clear.” But to me, “legally cleared” means he was proven innocent. He wasn’t. There were just no charges filed.

Then you didn’t read his comment.

Oh my god. Please read:

My parents are alive, thank you.

I agree. Sexual assault may be the hardest crime to prosecute, and the degree of difficulty is astronomical in high profile cases. Read Krakauer’s latest book “Missoula” about sexual assault at the University of Montana. Eye-opening about how these cases usually turn out.