These singing gimmicks in late night television are getting kind of tired, but this is really amazing.

I believe that’s called the Alabama Crabdangler.

I like the extended version, where Chris Simon comes out and decapitates him.

See also (but actually, fuck these guys):

The photo looks fake, but that holding looks real.

Mike’s one of the best in business and works his ass off. He also strikes a good balance in his coverage. But I agree — in recent months (possibly a year or two), you’ve been able to sense frustration in his writing and, occasionally, his Twitter account.

Pretty gutsy to have that sitting out there in the open like that. Wonder what people think when they come in and see that. I mean, a Sabres hat? Come on, Rex.

TL;DR

I would never purchase these things, in any flavor, but they did have the Sriracha ones in my office a few years back and holy crap they were good.

Give us your best poop story.

“Strap a GoPro to that little fucker, now.”

I really don’t see much new information here. Being released two days before the season starts right after the league got its clocked clean in court...kind of makes this a pretty transparent attempt by the NFL and its media mouthpiece to move back into the public’s favor.

She was naked in Robin Thicke’s fucking thing or whatever

Many Patriots players are portrayed differently regionally than they are nationally. Vince, Brady, McCourty, Jerod Mayo have regularly appeared on the radio and TV, and are very affable. Even Belichick shows some personality during regular radio spots.

Super Bird!!

...like Patrick Kane!

Did you just foist a “My Brother and Me” reference upon us?

“First ladies of football? Well, that actually makes me feel a lot better.”

Another under-the-radar season on the Dbacks: AJ Pollock. 13 HR, 54 RBI, .321 BA, 33 steals.

Dogs, birdfeeders and crazy memes... Curt must be my uncle.