What the fuck are these spots on his head? Are they like stickers on a football helmet...one for each victim?

I’m sure Alcides on Web Gems tonight.

Since nobody included hockey, I nominate Blades of Steel for NES.

THERE WAS A SECOND DORITO DINK!

I’m sure it’s been said plenty of times, but when Michelle Rhee doesn’t seem like the biggest piece of shit in the relationship, well....

My family once visited relatives in southern Florida and we went to a seafood restaurant that served “dolphin.” It was the fish they used in their fish and chips-style dish, which is what 12-year-old me wanted because it was the only seafood I would eat at that age. The waitress asked me if I was OK that it was…

Was Lou even on the radar? Kind of stunned.

“Hey, my kid can do that. Hey, ummm... you, ummm...whatever your name is, get over here and start dancing!”

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You hear that, Jeremy Jacobs? The time is ripe to sell, you greedy old prick!

That was the infamous Sugar Bear Hamilton hit. The ref, Ben Dreith, was alleged to be crooked. Sore spot for a lot of old-time Pats fans. (Yes, they exist.)

SOURCE: Tony LaRussa is driving around St. Louis, texting his family for his own address.

I take great pleasure in this happening to someone named Cyle.

Black Hog Easy Rye’Da? If it wasn’t, try and find it... it’s made in CT, not sure if it’s made it to Mass yet.

Wow, surprised Watt has an Internet connection in his cabin in the woods.

Tomorrow. ESPN2. 10 a.m.

I’m excited to see him try this with Paul Pierce. The Truth is getting too old for this shit.

“I didn’t say anything directed at him,” Lester said. “I don’t know why (Fletcher) was so upset. I had my head down when I was yelling. He went AWOL. I don’t know what was going on. It has nothing to do with umpire’s strike zone.”

Bartender: *watches the highlight this morning* Neat!
Miguel Cabrera: Actually, just give me the whole bottle.