I only worked in a restaurant for a couple months after getting laid off from a previous job, so I don't have many good stories. How my time ended at the restaurant was fun, however...

Naismith taught the game to Phog Allen.

The Pete Carroll "OH NO!" is perfect.

I don't feel bad for her one bit. That elbow in the last Vine would make Matt Cooke proud.

This could be good for Orlando. It wouldn't be unprecedented for Magic to turn a negative into a positive.

GAGAGAGA

It's taken almost 50 years, but it's finally fappening.

Being one of the most hardest hittin' safeties in da league has to count for something, though.

He may very well have a good point, but is Sherman capable of not commenting? I'm starting to wonder if he just likes the sound of his own voice.

1860s Baseball is still the best.

If Nikes will send you to hell, which sneakers will get you to heaven?

We truly owe our lives to Shooting Guns Man.

I'm quite over this "controversy" and ready for the actual game but this is fascinating. Belichick basically came out Saturday and told the league to fuck themselves; then the NFL drops the ball boy report today, conveniently, tipping the scales again; and then Kraft comes out and reiterates that the league should…

Well I guess that explains the smoking.

I can't blame the penguin for wanting to see a wild animal up close.

I'll be sure to watch NBC Nightly News to hear more about this story tomorrow night.

"Gah, I hate when that happens!"

As a youth hockey ref, I hope this asshole cut his hand in a million pieces.

Is there a Big Book of Legacy where all of this shit is kept? Can I see it? Does it tell me if Joe Flacco is elite?