I don't work for Deadspin.

Can't fathom why people would spend hundreds of dollars to do what I do in the comfort of my neighbor's finished basement.

The shirt is from Anthony Bennett's new clothing line.

Man, U guys are making me laugh.

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Why do we even call it an immigration system? It basically just targets Latin Americans...I don't think people would complain if a nice Swedish family moved in next door.

"...some stupid things on social media..."

Thanks, Mom.

Like the Coliseum?

#notallcops

If we dismantle and limit the power of our policemen any more than we have already, then we're going to have a lot of problems in this country.

I almost punched my fucking screen when I opened this article.

Lagarrette Blount also ran over some dude.

And four goals? Well, you're just asking for it!

Jeremy Lin's face looked like someone who has a Harvard degree rotting away in the bottom of his closet.

Daaaaammnn. +1.

As a fellow Bostonian, I do wonder if there will be a day when the populace realizes they are drinking weak, tasteless coffee.

For the last few years, I've gone to my fiancee's house for Thanksgiving, so I've avoided those awkward meetings of old classmates. However, I've gone out with her group of friends, not knowing anyone, and watched all of these interactions transpire as a bystander. Usually, they stand in their group and have the…