NO, GOOPY. NO.

Good God, could you imagine applying that to people like Eminem?

WOO I made fun magnetic eyeshadow palettes!

Happy holiday everyone that reads this.

I posted back in October about a couch blanket I was working on to replace the one my dog had stolen. I finally got to finish it during my long down time with an illness, and then this happened...

I had a mug of glühwein too early in the day and now I’m sleeeeeeeepy. And I need to make my pfeffernüsse dough and my gingerbread dough to put in the fridge overnight because tomorrow is COOKIE PALOOZA and I can’t make 5 cookie bases in one day.

I see the scene from Titus Andronicus, so your mental image is less horrific than mine.

Just coming by to let y’all know that Gravity Falls is like a suuuuuuper good show, and everyone should watch it.

She can wear any dress she chooses, but y’all, if she gets married with her natural hair texture I will know true joy. Curly girls need their day to be a princess too!

I have never heard of Awkafina and literally all I can think of is Sextina Aquafina.

No, it doesn’t make me sad, it makes me constantly elated and in love with modern science that has produced such a miracle! No more throwing myself against a random building as i walk home because suddenly the sadness of the universe is too much to bear and I’m sobbing....I still get sad and mad and all the other…

There is a Brittany spaniel specific rescue near me and that’s definitely where I’m getting my next dog! When I move to a better place.

Bringing coffee into the theater is pure genius. Even in a good movie, its the prime environment for a nap - among strangers no less.

Well, I have Endometriosis and you are trying to take away my healthcare, Paul. No healthcare for me = no chance of fertility. Too bad about those dropping birthrates.

I LOVE peanut butter but Biscoff puppy chow sounds to die for.

WOW. I am super impressed by all of that.

What I’m working on:

I’m close to finishing Little Grapes’ weighted blanket.

Craft Thread!

I assumed “The Corset: Feminist News, Nail Art, and More” was a hat tip to Jezebel. Glad they’re fans.