Ugh. I respect the game, but this one just didn’t land for me.

Kyrie Irving to Paris Saint Germain.

Though it turns out Mexico is sending their best.

NOT SURPRISED to see what happens when the German don’t even put up a propper wall! SAD! My prayers are with the GERMAN peoples!

This will either be a fun pairing or a total disaster

“Hopefully the franchise gets its shit together before Rodriguez gets furious.”

This has nothing to do with Manny and he ended up getting the L, but I’ve honestly been impressed with Wade Miley so far. Dude was brought in as rotation filler because Tillman was injured and there wasn’t anybody in the minors immediately obvious to come up, but he has pitched his heart out and kept the Orioles in…

Almost as good as the last time he victimized Longo on a trick play

Out of curiosity, would it be better or worse if they looked like ass that wasn’t from the ass factory? Like, homemade ass, or some sort of hippie organic free range ass or whatever.

HA! Weep mightly as you dig deep to find solace in another, lesser player with, apparently, eastern European heritage and poor skills as a baseball player!

WD-40 is NOT a lubricant. When will people figure this out. Go buy some white lithium or silicone based spray nonsense if you want to lubricate something.

If only CNN, et al would take this advice. Our world would have much less hate, and orange

I call bullshit.

THIS WAS SO MUCH EASIER when you could just check your rearview for the distinctive Crown Vic headlights.

I’ll just say what everyone is thinking: How dare I be provided with free content, sub-optimally oriented! I hope his kids get cancer.

This gave me a reason to like Chip Kelly.

This is typical of the ethnocentrism I expect from the Deadspin sites. How can you pick on Lithuanians for this miss when the problem was clearly the Pole?

I’m just gonna add - who gives a shit about the Chiefs, the Royals won the World Series last year. Ray of sunshine requirement on dog’s ass fulfilled. Also see Cleveland Cavaliers.

By chance is this one of those things I wouldn’t understand without being there?

I’m fairly ambivalent about Premier League stuff - but adding Mr. “Special One” to what amounts to the Yankees of EPL seems like an excess of villainy for a team that isn’t even in the Champions League. If I cared more, it would be fun to root against them.