Obviously late, but I’m going to add mine to the collection -

Hooray, a break from White Sox coverage! And all for a take on my personal favorite team. I think figuring out how to get Ryan Flaherty response to Aroldis Chapman’s 106mph heat would have best characterized a Ballmer fan’s feelings about the upcoming season!

Did I miss the memo where the Spring Training “preview” became let’s talk about the White Sox?

Just going to queitly point out that both of those scores are the same basic play Villanova used to win on last year’s game. UNC defended well (for obvious reasons) but Monk hit an impossible shot. Kentucky - welp, Maye was left all alone, and had a great look. Still had to hit the shot, but (insert your own…

I think I see where the “inspiration” for MadMax and the Road Warrior came from.

The comparison between Bautista and Trumbo is actually pretty straightforward - power hitter dh/right fielder, free agent, both in consideration for the same spot.

Ummm, go O’s, I guess.

Noooo! He was the missing piece to push my Orioles over the top! Dammit. I blame Dan Duquette for being too focused on Logan Ondrusek. 

Look around - you can buy replacement seat cushions :)

Look around - you can buy replacement seat cushions :)

This is one area where buying used, such as craiglist, online resellers, and the like is worth every penny. I have a Steelcase Leap for $200.

This is one area where buying used, such as craiglist, online resellers, and the like is worth every penny. I have…

I think one other important point is that the NBA only has a few good teams (Warriors, Spurs, and sometimes Thunder, Cavs, and Rockets), the Wiz are just better than all the bad ones (almost everyone else is expectedly bad or unexpectedly bad.) Seriously, look at the teams in the East, no one except sometimes the…

I’m just gonna add - who gives a shit about the Chiefs, the Royals won the World Series last year. Ray of sunshine requirement on dog’s ass fulfilled. Also see Cleveland Cavaliers.

It might be too subtle, but you sir just won the internets for August 18, 2016!

I’m fairly ambivalent about Premier League stuff - but adding Mr. “Special One” to what amounts to the Yankees of EPL seems like an excess of villainy for a team that isn’t even in the Champions League. If I cared more, it would be fun to root against them.

This was by far my favorite moment of the at-bat. Flaherty did it twice. Might have to go out and buy his jersey now.

How did you not miss the awesomeness of a reporter named Sunaya Sapurji reporting on this collection of names?

Law degree √

The self-righteous judgmental arrogance of Cardinals fans maybe? The Spurs don’t talk about it, they just do it, their fans appreciate them, they win, they’re kinda boring, and that’s fine.

the mofo is 6'10" and can’t dunk standing under the basket, nor do the damn refs ever call any of the fouls. It’s like watching the schoolyard bully steal YOUR kids lunch money for the 100th time, thinking that the karate lessons are gonna make a difference. NOPE. DENIED. LOSER. Sheesh.

This is the single most painful highlight in all of my personal sports fandom. I will now light myself on fire.