If the Army really wants to “tech stuff up”, wouldn’t they be better making hand grenades like Note 7s?

That is exactly right. If their goal was to introduce nicotine addiction to a new generation, finding a way to short circuit marketing restrictions for tobacco, the were very successful and made billions off of it. Now that the irreversible damage is done, this mea culpa, phoned in from the back of a yacht, is really…

I read that report when it came out. Even if we accept Windhorst’s story at face value, which is a questionable approach, I don’t actually find what New Orleans did all that petty, especially given that the Lakers and Rich Paul (who has somehow managed to avoid a LOT of blame that should be coming down on him for all…

they chose to use that time to be incredibly petty instead

i hope to one day nail a line as perfectly as this.

Jesus! Even more evidence of Russia meddling with our erections.

With the agreement that AMI had to sign in order to not be prosecuted for the shit they copped to (the same day that Cohen got sentenced to three years of prison time), they agreed to not violate ANY laws for the next three years at a minimum, and if they do, they get prosecuted for all of what was set aside, and any…

LOL

You know what would be really interesting? If Bezos hires Charles Harder.

Paraphrasing Lucius Fox from ‘The Dark Knight’:

You’re missing the point completely Sparky. The National Enquirer could not stop Jeff Bezos from expressing his opinion, so they threatened to release compromising information until he agreed to their demands.

I have been really active all my life, but I always hated running. One summer, while my kids were doing football practice , I started walking the track, because sitting there seemed a waste of time.

Splitting them up on different days is a fine way to work out, but then you won’t need to read this article :)

This is really the right take here. Young coach didn’t adjust enough, Bellicheck of course coached a solid game, but... it wasn’t anything overly genius or anything. He took away the run and forced Goff to win the game with his arm. Goff, maybe due to youth, just totally fucking choked. It’s easy to over-analyze the…

I think that guy is President now.

Knew someone in college who, in New York winters at up to 10-20 below zero, would start their car and hold the pedal to the floor until it started pumping out warm air. I wonder what they’re up to now...

“They didn’t believe in you! No one thought you would do it and you proved ALL the haters wrong. He’s too big. He’s too old. His time is up and he’ll never reach as high as he did earlier in his career. And yet, here you are, once again, lighting up the sky. Congrats, big man.”
-Tom Brady, every morning to the sun

I don’t understand the narrative that people doubted this team could win. I don’t think anyone doubted that. I think far more people were resigned to that fact, disgusted by the inevitability, but no one doubted it.

“It’s faster to use the drop-down search and type in what you’re searching for.”

What. The. Actual. Fuck.