Those Nissan managers are just plain stupid.

What wasn’t mentioned is that Uzi Nissan isn’t his real birth name. He changed it. His real name is AK47 Datsun.

Everything ends, man. Believe me, I know all about the Spurs’ run and Pop’s winning percentage being unrivaled over 20 years by any franchise in basketball and second only to the Showtime Lakers for any dynasty, but it’s asking a lot for that roster to finish over .500 the rest of the way.

I wish Bruce Bowens was 10 years younger so he could stick like irritating glue to Stephen Curry for 4 quarters. Then the Spurs might have a chance.

Naw, we don’t need anyone intentionally injuring Steph Curry.

+1 Sorry.

Thankfully we still win with ice where it counts most, in our massive icewall on the border, to keep out all the yankees when your country finally descends into the eternal hellfire that is coming. Maybe you can use the gold medals to barter for food or shelter in the near future.

I wouldn’t necessarily believe they’re playoff bound without him. They’re four games up in the loss column on 10th place Utah, don’t score much, and have lost nine of 15. Getting Rudy Gay back will help, but they have already played something like 18 starting lineups this year. It honestly wouldn’t surprise me at all…

Kawhi can’t we be friends

Simmering, not smoking? Get your fucking shit together, San Antonio!

You laugh but we’re not going to let these guys back into the country.

Thankfully it was blurred out on the Japanese broadcast, so no one at home saw how dreadful it truly was.

A lot of these people will only dig in deeper as more of this comes out because despite the sophistication of what the Russians did, the average person does not and cannot admit to being wrong or fooled.

Barry, you prude, you’re acting like you’ve never stuffed a platonic friend’s muff in your face then transitioned her into a hurricarana in the name of competition before.

I’m on level 4 here but hurtling toward 6

Are we really going to start getting in her ass NOW about her fucking atrocious “singing”?

“a way to diffuse a situation”

The “bad thing” is the journalism branch of a company, and the advertising branch, are supposed to operate independently of each other

Or, and I know this is wild, don’t let sponsors dictate your writing. I’m sure Amazon isn’t happy with a lot of the coverage that happens on GMG considering they advertise here, but thankfully sales and editorial here are separate like they should be.

Am I supposed to be upset over this? It sounds to me like ESPN should have been smart enough not to trash one of their sponsors in a headline in the first place.