Sadly, compared to the books, on the show he’s simply a plot device meant to be a placeholder until he will most likely hook up with Dany, his first cousin.

Is it too late to claim “Mother Pence’s 2nd Cardigan” as my new burner?

I got dinner with a male man who wasn’t my husband lord master and then got diarrhea on the way home, so yes.

Oysters at Fridays 😬

I think it’s perfectly appropriate to mock people whose ground rules essentially proclaim that neither of them believe that he is to be trusted. And it’s doubly appropriate when those same people have turned their lives into a crusade to police the morality of others.

I admire Pence for coming up with this common sense solution to a very real problem.

Shut up and stop trying to have sex with me.

Well, because most men want to sex up all the women they see.

#notmostmen

“take off ur cardigan... take off ur second cardigan”

we’ll choose the winner of this competition via Gallop poll

Christ look at the camel toe on that!

and the woman who started it all

NICK FOALS

I was invited to be a pretend horse once. I said “Nay”.

NOOOOOOO I WAS LOOKING FOR THAT AND ALL I COULD FIND WAS SOME QUICK PICTURE OF TINA JUST TO BE THE FIRST BUT I’VE LEARNED MY LESSON THAT SPEED =/= STARS WHICH TO BE FAIR IS A LESSON I’M TRYING TO LEARN THROUGHOUT MY LIFE INCLUDING IN MY LOVE LIFE I’M TALKING ABOUT PREMATURE EJACULATION IN CASE THAT WASN’T CLEAR BUT…

“I’m such a team player I make all the other team players look like crap!” -James Harden

He takes time off every game. It’s called “When he should be playing defense.”

Good lord that shit is ugly.

The greatest scene in cinematic history.