Counterpoint: cow’s milk is bad for you and if you can still digest it as an adult it is because you are a mutant.

Tbf, there’s some scientific debate over whether milk is actually good for you or not, but there’s no serious debate over whether pasteurization of milk is a good thing. It’s good. Drink pasteurized milk, if you drink milk.

first step, drink all the wines

That’s the joke.. BMW boss called it a prototype when it wasn’t..

If Keith Olbermann had gotten “shriveled-dick daughter fucker” into the Washington Post...

I mean those burns were pretty wet.

Fine, now explain me how to open a lock with a corkscrew.

People can have whatever opinion of the Kardashians as they want - I really don’t care either way about them - but that is one incredibly savvy family.
Kim K really needs to teach Liz Lemon how to do that thing that rich people do where they turn money into more money.

Fuck it. Wish I was making that much. Heck, I may even brag if I did.

Yes, but restricting access to abortion is really about the shame. SHAAAAAAME.

Did you know....

You know what’s wrong with the world (besides the Kardashins)? Reese’s Minis.

Apple’s battery case. Sorry, but it’s the most comfy to use. Feels nice. Hate the price, hate the capacity, but it feel the best

Apple’s battery case. Sorry, but it’s the most comfy to use. Feels nice. Hate the price, hate the capacity, but it…

I thought the 2000's were bad, but this might be the most disfunctional dream team to date.

Only an asshole would complain about shortcuts and say U instead of YOU.

Straight Up.

The cop told the friend about the knife and said he was getting it framed to put on his wall.

Somehow with the X-Files reboot, they managed to remove *any* *trace* of the original magic? Like, they took all the lightning out of the bottle, and then ran it through the dishwasher a couple of times to make sure it was entirely lightning-free.

I’m black and voting for Hillary. #SorrynotSorry. I don’t find this condescending at all. Why don’t you get in government IS the right answer. I’m so tired of all these whiny people running around complaining all the politicians are in someone’s pocket or are “UNAUTHENTIC” . GO BE A POLITICIAN Then. That’s an…