If you're referring to me, you're mistaken. I've never tweeted the bastard before and do not have a Twitter account.

Nonsense. That was effortless. You learn to deal efficiently like this with toddlerdicks like Landis when 90% of your crew is male in this business and looking to shit test you and "put you in your place in front of their buddies" in order to score imaginary dick length receipts among them. I'm known around town as…

Dingdingdingding no lies detected

Thank you so much for saying this. You win the internet AND this town.

Dingdingdingding no lies detected

"That's So Max!" (tm)

Poor thing. Hush or I'll call Ana and Abram and email them and your dad a screen cap of the entire interview plus your twitterfeed.

You're still Max, too.

False on all counts. I know douche's family very well. Sockpuppet does not make internet true. Retire Sockpuppet. Doez not werk.

Actually if you knew who I were and what my credits were, you'd eat your words faster than you eat cum.

"Where are the women directors?"

Dear Max,

Nailed it. That's essentially

Broken down to his plot points:

It's interested in butsecks. Not the vulva. Read his entire twitterfeed.

Nah, it'll be a dude. Trust me on that one. Sadly, the ones who hate us and dogpile on us the most wouldn't even fuck us with a stick and are talking shit about the vaj to pretend to the bros they secretly want to fuck that they like it. Think about it.

No he didn't. Two or three uncredited screenwriters did, he had "notes", they applied the "notes", AND HIS NAME WENT ON IT.

ALL

Word to the truth, sis.

It's not John's fault. He's a good soul. ALL celebrity offspring are like Max Landis.