Female feature film helmer here. You haven't met them yet?

I hope Kathy Bigelow arrives at his house tonight, kicks in his door, blasts his face off with a 12-gauge, slings his corpse back and forth into a few walls until it breaks apart, then flings it down the stairs, pisses on it, zips up, looks it in its sightless glazed eyes, and says

Christ, he's a dead ringer from a completely not him Hollywood douche I met last year. Struggling Persian amateur actor, bisexual, closeted, NASTY personality.

Prediction: the weekend of Oct 4-7, 2013 will set records for motorcyclist and bicyclist fatalities.

Seize:

As a Los Angeles film director, (and female), this statement of hers makes me stabby:

I don't care if he looks grumpy. I so need this blue softness in my arms right now.

Bear in mind the camera adds 10-15 pounds.

For instance, as a woman who is bi, I'd have loved to have seen bisexual female or even straight female celebrity examples listed. Jez is, after all, named after a person with an X chromosome.

Not being snarky, just asking a neutral question: if your article is targeted at women, why are the two named examples in the article gay men?

Multiply that by about six, and now you know how black women feel.

It's black women's shape too, but you get an It's Officially OK Pass to have it. Black women get called monkeys, sheboons, fat and deformed with it. Latinas get called "Rrrrr!", sexy and "Jennifer Lopez" with it.

Same here. Black/Japanese.

I've met Ms. Chen. Smart lady, and seems to be one of the nicer, more accessible execs at CBS New York. I'm shocked and kind of sad she did this.

Jenny, you are taste budless and must die.

Danielle Fishel is a taste budless mutant and must immediately die. *Nothing* is better than pumpkin spice anything.

Not surprising at all considering the two have dated. Stewart's 100% gay, and pretty much every dark-haired, slightly twink gay man in Los Angeles has known it since 1991.

Let's not conflate gay and bisexual. Gay is one part of the spectrum and we are quuuuuite another. Gays find it exactly as annoying to see one of their number whitewashed into the cuddlier, "more accessible" bisexual. So let's not do that.

I developed the frickin' photos. There was not one female at the party. Not. One.

Many thanks. I am one of those Gen X women. 19-24 year old males seem to find me delightful, and I definitely find their absence of action figures, movie DVD vaults and misogyny equally delightful :)