That’s the Twitter equivalent of selling someone’s mom to ISIS for a Chipotle gift card.
Lets just hope her defense is, uh... better than his.
But like an elite QB, he didn’t throw that pick. Flacco would have thrown it.
“White privilege? You gotta be kidding me! Do you know how many strings dad pulled to get me in here?”
Rovell: Maybe it turns out racism isn’t even racist. Maybe it turns out the invisible hand is black.
He’s just emphasizing the importance of a nuclear family.
Nothing could possibly top “If you ever bully or hurt anybody again, I’ll come back and butt fuck your father with your mom’s headless corpse on this goddamn lawn.”
I love that nearly all of the motorcycles I’ve ever owned fall under the “DEATHTRAPS” category.
Not since Sam Hurd has the world seen a Bear sling rock like this.
In my opinion, the one thing all cars really need now are automatic headlights. It is unbelievable that with all of the useless safety regulations currently imposed, car-makers are still allowed to build and sell cars without this simple feature. It is so irritating being in a rain-storm, or driving in near-dark… Read more
You seem like a bad person. You may not be, but you really seem awful.
She may not have liked golf, but she had to admire how his career went downhill.
And ugly diner waitresses everywhere rejoice.