So wrong. Clinton was President in 2001, letting Hillary run the CIA. Obama was still in prison writing “Mein Kampf”.

And more importantly, can Sentient Bottle of Rancid Drakkar Noir Trump sue to reverse the outcome of the war?

A cynic might also say that the more horrible you can make the process, the more likely the clinic patient will need some kind of emotional support afterwards, and who better to provide that support (for a small tithe) than your local snake-wranglin’ church?

Anyone remember Ruth Ruth?

We were on Adult Friend Finder, and got hit up by someone telling us to vote for both Hillary and Bernie at the same time.

Updated:

The exact same scenario would be retiring after *repeating* as Super Bowl champs.

OB-GY-’n’-the-bonus.

She does not strike me as a “may I trouble you for a” as much as a “where’s my goddamn” person.

Smoot: any 6 foot shifty white guy. really any shifty guy in general.

I assume the full title of the partially-covered book is Nippled America?

I love Mr. Trump’s plan, and would like to help out with a few more practical suggestions for border officials:

I’ve been reading the German articles, and it seems that the ambulance thing has not been confirmed by a second source, so other outlets aren’t reporting that yet.

[(9 gunfighters at the OK Corrall) - (4 bankruptcies)] x [(2 ex-wives) + (3 levels to the Eiffel Tower)] = 25

This is a ridiculous suggestion.

The Wall Street Journal?

Said another way:

Is this the same Protecting-Minors-At-the-Ballpark MLB that schedules weeknight games to start at 8pm?

In a word, “couch”.