RIP Teddy Bridgewater

You think that’s bad? I keep hearing about some rich guy saying America’s full of losers, worse than the worst war zones, that we’re run by crooked liars, that Russia’s great, etc. Really traitorous stuff. Of course the guy’s American, going after his own kind. Sad!

Though it is possible you only feel that way because you’re high.

Not sure about winning or losing, but I know my father has been much less annoying since he stopped drinking beer and started using medical marijuana.

I’ve always wondered this — what gender do you use to refer to a transgender person in the past? As in, one of my former friends is a man now, but in the past, when I knew them, they were a woman. So when I’m telling a story that happened when they were a she, should I use she? I’m tempted to say yes, similar to how…

I hate her so, so much. Like as much as I hate cancer and Nazis.

Did he miss the Republican convention? I think he missed the Republican convention.

Why couldn’t 2016 just take the guy from Spin Doctors instead?

SO.MUCH.SCREAMING.

Official attacked in 3rd Division Central American game?

Speak English? Why would I want him speaking like a British twat? Dude better learn to speak American or get out.

I love that movie more than I should.

Looks like the Yankees decided to put A-Rod out to pasture. That idiom works for centaurs, as well as horses, right?

But was he also denied a new Ford GT? And is he whining about that too?

Also:

“What if we did the Avengers, but with lesser known characters and none of the setup movies?”

Let’s remember some Chargers:

1999? None of those players was even in the NFL yet.

What is wrong with these people? Petulant children!

Didn’t know Shaq was Muslim, cool to know.