Not sure. I would assume if he were technically a private citizen, any cop could do it...but if he doesn’t hand over the reins of power, so to speak, I dunno.

He farted in someone’s pudding.

Just send in a few Marine MPs to fish him out.

[FARTS]

Same.

lol YES!

[SNIFFS]

She would like to speak with the manager.

He’s about to pass out from sucking his gut in.

[FARTS]

I did not vote for Scott Brown. Please correct your rather rude statement, posthaste.

John Wayne Gacy.

—IT WAS THE PHONE COPS

[IS BURNED ALIVE]

[50 BROOMS AND MOPS FALL OUT]

[PASSES…GAS…]

Could just be selfishness, i.e., I got mine; screw the rest of you. 

Well...he is an asshole.

[FARTS] lol 

[FARTS] lol