...or robots...maybe a really clever tree?

I kind of don’t understand why more people, etc., don’t tell him, “Hey, you’re wrong” or “That’s not a good idea.” I mean, I know he’d be hearing it all day long, but...he’s an idiot. 

I didn’t say that. But treating everyone who makes a mistake as if they’re Hitler isn’t going to help matters either. Some mistakes are bigger than others.

[VOMITS]

Knock it off, Dom.

That’s thing: It’s hard to scorn those who don’t give a shit.

Of course, but we also have to start letting people apologize and then move on.

FIGHT FIRE WITH WATER

Holy shit!

Too late. I copyrighted it.

WRONG!

[E.BUZZ MILLER FARTS]

She’s going to have her other kidney removed.

What? Marrying your step daughter?

Well, it’s based on a schlock book, so it had a good chance of being a schlock movie.

You know, just as an observation, the current trend of ragging on Baby Boomers is exactly what they did to the WW2 crowd back in the day.

As a humanities person, I write for technical people (for a living) because technical people tend to be awful writers.

Well, if you took enough of them, you might not feel getting shot.

Your mom wasn’t disappointed last night.

Yes, he worked in Manhattan’s Cracker District.