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“Oh my goodness gracious... PORN!! The children might see it!!! Better keep this away from them by mailing it to their house in a mailer with big fire-engine red letters and include screenshots!!!”

They should have both had sex with Stormy Daniels and then the GOP wouldn’t give a shit.

GOP: “Porn is one of the great moral problems within our society!”

Uh huh.  Were you born in 1969?

Underhanded and sleazy tactics to hopefully deflect from utterly shitheaded ways of thinking that they know better than, you know, everyone???

It’s because they learned some fancy words so it makes them think they are actually smart. It’s no different than the “Income Tax is Illegal” folks who think because it wasn’t properly ratified when it was instituted, which I think IS technically true, that they don’t have to pay it, when literally EVERY court from

I guess we’ll see how much appeal “Puritan snitch” has as an electoral strategy. I wonder if they’ll add “Reporting that my neighbor’s party is too loud for 10 on a Friday” and “Reminding teacher they forgot to assign homework” on the platform. 

A million times this. I remember one from a while back where a woman in England pulled this (and recorded it, of course), but in that case, she wouldn’t give any name at all. She’d been pulled over for doing something like 65 in a 45—not horrible, but you’re probably going to get a ticket—and the officer mostly just

I like this one. It sort of looks like a bush plane somehow, but for ground work. All business.

What’s with these dipshits thinking that legal ordinances are magic spells, and if you somehow figure out some creative wording you can cheat the spell? Laws are whatever the judges, courts, police, and voters say and are willing to enforce - not what it says either on paper or in the fantasy bullshit version of legal

Yes, PHEV cars make a ton of sense for many Americans, particularly those that have times where long drives are required.  PHEV big rigs make even more sense.  You can be EV for the short haul days and a Hybrid for the long haul days.  You don’t need a different truck for different applications.

Recommend following Chase Barber and Edison Motors on TikTok / Youtube. They have been documenting the prototypes since the beginning. The original prototype ending up weighing less as a hybrid than it did with the original diesel.

Any time I encounter a video of one of these sovereign citizens interacting with cops or courts or whatever, my blood pressure goes up while I watch it (I suppose I could ignore the videos but like a disaster unfolding, it’s tough to look away).

This made me chuckle. Are we living in some alternate reality where Activision was a super innovative risk-taker before the acquisition?? Oh wait, no, Activision stopped innovating like 13 years ago. Their last new IP was Singularity before they turned its developers (Raven) into a CoD support studio.

Activision was an entirely corrupt company filled with sexual harassment and corrupt management, Microsoft is much better with those areas and I am hopeful they will help straighten out Activision. I mean I would of prefereed lawsuits with high enough penalities that Activision went out of business and their execs

Where have YOU been? He’s already been Speaker TWICE! 

I never get tired of seeing who the new “See? We’re not racist!” the GOP is going to trot out, someone who never rises higher than, “I like what he says, I’d consider voting for him” and they never do.

“He is the hottest little propane tank in the roaring structure fire!”

“(Byron) Donalds is regarded as a rising star in his party...”

I don’t consider standing on the stern of a sinking ship as it goes down “rising,” but ok!?
Perspective is everything I suppose.

I have the solution, the one person who BEST represents what the GOP truly stands for- George Santos for Speaker!