Showing any political preference is completely stupid if you’re trying to sell a consumer product. There was a time I would’ve bought a Tesla, but now it feels like a car version of the red MAGA hat. 

Being a White Nationalist isn’t good for sales. Nor is being a Confidence Man. Nor is Abusing your Workers of Color. Nor is over charging for service of your product. F#ck Tesla & Musk with one of his flame throwers, or simply deport Mr. Musk back to South Africa...

I didn’t go digging, so the one thing that I stumbled across was throwing doubt on the whole thing. “Oh, just *some analyst,* huh? They probably just hate him, if they were even there at all.” Something like that.

Had the same thought. Some work went into that baby bonnet. 

Can we all just take a minute and observe that the top photo is pretty decent photoshop work? The pacifier is so-so, but the baby sun hat is a pretty convincing sell.  Just needs a little more edge blur and depth of field.  Nice!

Don’t forget reaping, if not salaries at every company, his share of what little profits are getting generated.

And let’s see what Tesla Musk Stans fanbois will say about this

Musk’s other endeavors distracting him would be the best thing that could happen to Tesla. Let the adults run the company while he does idiotic things elsewhere.

Wait, a company with a reactionary idiot CEO who also happens to be trying to be CEO for multiple other companies at the same time is struggling now that there are actual problems to resolve and competition from other companies?

Haha f—k the Mollusk

Elon’s famous for saying that if factory workers can’t work from home, software engineers shouldn’t get to either. But that doesn’t apply to him, does it? He’s in an intense leadership role in multiple companies. If I told my management “Hey, I’ll be spending eight months of the year working at other companies, but I…

Sure seems like there are a number of people who have been fortunate enough to have their decisions go their way for long enough that it’s basically impossible for them to admit that they even have the capacity for making an incorrect call. Anything that happens is the fault of someone or something else.

I might be able to muster up some empathy if all his problems weren’t knowingly and willingly self inflicted.

Capitalism is a cold mistress 

Gosh, it seems that trouble bad luck just is created by follows Cosgrove around. And a police officer, at that! What are the odds?

Well, surely the dash cam footage on the police cruiser and the shoulder cam on the officer should set things straight.  Those were turned on for transparency purposes, right?

Angry, tiny-dick men and huge trucks. They always seem to go together. 

I was shocked to read that a pickup truck driver would so something like this!

This sounds like a person who will never be a productive member of society and is, in fact, a major threat to the safety of others. He should be locked up for life with no probation.