No weed? He is baked ALL THE TIME.

He is also a future serial killer and major dumbass. Did you hear him ask the carriage driver if his name (also Robbie) was short for Robert? Then acted like it was the biggest coincidence in the world when the guy said yes? Missing. A. Screw.

Chase definitely belongs to the sizeable segment of CO that has nothing to do with and very little idea about weed. I could absolutely see him as a prescription pill guy, especially considering how absolutely implacable and checked-out he seems to be at all times. Dude creeps me out with his dead eyes and the fact…

I didn’t even know this was a thing! Rose Buddies only started this year during Ben’s season of the Bachelor (Ben the Axeman, as they—and now I—know him).

Pro-tip for being the perfect hostess: throughout the party remember to breathe in, but don’t forget to also exhale! Repeat as necessary.

Her engagement party is bound to be a success. I know her recipe for ice has saved me a time or two: “Buy bags of ice cubes, fill trays with water well before you party.”

I hope Kate is her maid of honor and steals her thunder with a caboose-hugging dress. Congratulations, Pippa!!!

Remember when they tried to make Pippa Middleton a thing (complete with book deal), and she was just too boring for it to work?

I never thought I’d welcome Chad, Daniel, and Alex back with open arms. But after the boring last few episodes with these dull men, I’m pumped for the men-tell-all.

I think we all have confirmation now, that Jor Jor Rodgers peaked in highschool

100% agreed re: Robby. Either his mom is a monster for bringing it up (maybe both tbh) or that drama is not at all over and he’s lying lying lying. His hair is so bad also. Just so bad. It’s like he’s going for the same look as Chase/Jordan but it’s more Snooki than anything. Poor Luke indeed, he really did come…

I love Wells, unfortunately he’s just too normal for this show! Started following him on snapchat bc of all the doggy snaps

Every single thing Robbie said about his previous relationship is a fucking red flag. They had some blowout fight and she slapped him and they haven’t spoken since?!! News flash Jojo: Robbie is NOT over his ex! Also he is a total robot. And gay.

Oh I just assumed it was weed, what with him being a ‘medical sales rep’ from Colorado...

THIS IS GOOD KINJA. Hahaha at the ‘medical sales rep’ job title then!! Here I was thinking he was the only one with a real job.

Hey, can you blame her? I would sister-wife myself to Olivia Munn in .25 seconds.

I don’t watch anything in The Bachelor franchise, but I avidly follow a fan podcast, Rose Buddies (with Griffin and Rachel McElroy of the podcast McElroys). I know how ridiculous it is to follow the franchise only from a step away, but that ridiculousness makes it all so perfect. It’s like listening to someone…

EXACTLY what I’ve been saying.

This has been PAINFULLY obvious from the beginning.

She was totally hoping that Aaron would actually be there. She wanted to trade up from the Jordan model.