i feel you. adult hormonal acne is my personal hell.

^ THE TRUTH

Or, you know, the current medication of the many of us who have adult acne...?

That’s cute. Seconding love for the dress, you look like a beautiful woodland fairy princess!

What a pretty dress! Love!

My husband and I danced to Black or White by Michael Jackson, we’re interracial, and the guests in attendance seemed to be in on the joke, they all joined us on the dance floor.

Theme song to Fresh Prince?

Also, stop playing Pachelbel’s Canon at weddings. Ever. Burn all the sheet music and recordings.

I think you’d be surprised how hard it is to find women’s jeans of any size without stretch these days. And, tbh, jeans without stretch are excrutiating after a few hours. That said, Kut from the Kloth are my new favorite jeans- they have stretch, but they’re high quality, premium denim.

Mike Huckabee is the pits. If you find yourself in an argument with someone like him who is the worst, I recommend this study. Bayesian analyses are not exactly simple to understand, but the abstract makes it really clear: “we did the math, and it turns out black men are seriously way more in danger of being killed by…

3. The victim has a police record!

And, of course, carrying a licensed gun is totally legal under THE ALMIGHTY SECOND AMENDMENT which it appears all the same racist idiots are so protective of.

Damn. That’s amazing. That needs to be on T-shirts and bumper stickers and stuff. Seriously. I would love that to be a trending phrase.

Apparently we here in the US have the world's most skittish cops, who are frightened of every twitch and shadow that they see. Here's an idea: if you are constantly afraid for your life, maybe being a cop isn't for you. Maybe you should try something a little more low key, like being a meter minder; empty cars rarely…

What just floors me- and it shouldn’t, I should be used to it, but it does, is that there are two instant reactions I see from a certain group of people whenever these tragedies happen:

And in answer to your headline, yes, I’m afraid you will. It breaks my heart that a part of me is grateful that my son inherited his father’s light skin tone instead of my own.

Would absolutely go to that place.

JFC. Criiinge.

bae shoulda gone off script and slapped this dude, too.

I just wish some actress would finally be like “No, I knew I could do it and do it well. I am in top form, young and stunningly beautiful, and I work hard on my body every day and even got a bit of plastic work done to get to my peak. I went to theater school for 3 years and this was my second big budget movie that…