Complete stab in the dark before reading, just based on the title: this what they do. He probably will be chief of police before the end of his tenure with whatever department he works for. Also, because I have come to the conclusion that most police officers are shit, or at the very least, allow other shitty officers…

So Twitter will put you in the Twitter Corner for telling someone that they’re a bitch ass but actually breaking the law is a-okay.

“We hope this kind of money will act as a deterrent,”

He’s the immoral one but these men and women sleeping on the street are SURROUNDED by millionaires EVERY DAMN DAY.
1) His money goes into the hands of the needy instead of some “non-profit” that takes 15% off the top.
2) Billionaires could do this once a month and not make a dent in their pocket. But they don’t.
3) He…

As a backup plan, you can spray everyone down with water like stray cats if they still won’t behave.

“Let’s be honest, these people are jonesing for a second civil war.”

In a normal world, with a normal rule of law, I would agree. This is not a normal world. They have been flat-out and blatantly violating the Constitution daily since his inauguration, and they’ve been subtly flouting it for a decade, and they’ve been steadily undermining it since the late 60s, and by this point the…

Ha! As if that family uses test scores for university admissions.

Two thoughts:

Just better make sure she doesn't take her money to JP Morgan Chase for financial planning advice. 

ETA: Capri pants were very popular in the 50s, fashion icons like Audrey Hepburn wore them all the time and looked stunning. I suspect Ivanka is trying to look as effortlessly classy and fashionable as Hepburn which frankly fills me with disgust and rage

Leave Jared out of this! 

Because misery loves company? Your kids annoy you so much that even you can’t bear traveling with them, so you want to inflict them on a plane full of people?

For some reason, Clint Eastwood and the other makers of Richard Jewell decided that the tragic story needed a retelling with the addition of a spicy suggestion that Kathy Scruggs fucked for tips.

BITCH BITCH BITCH

If it comes down to “who lies constantly and readily as part of their job” I’m enormously more likely to trust a Barista than a Cop.

“Honestly, this isn’t very newsworthy.”

Hey! Do NOT malign the fine gentlemen that actually performed the songs that the front men of Milli Vanilli took credit for. They were actually talented.

Look, if you spend any time at all around the legal system you will quickly learn that being a judge does not make one smart, or wise. Some are, to be sure; some believe themselves to be much smarter than the average bear by virtue of wearing a black robe. Many are simply bureaucratic functionaries (one judge told me…

The real fight should be about why Einstein's Bagels are the worst. That is just a roll with a hole in it. Bring them and you're getting a shiv to the kidney. I don't mess with bagels.