To be fair, who among us hasn't had the urge to Solange a family member in an elevator at some point?

MoGlo, you obvioulsy haven't met a family like mine. This situation reminds me of when my mom would give me the 'just wait until we get to the car' except replace me for Jay and my mom for Solange and the car for the elevator.

Well congratulations to the families you know, but stuff like this plays out in families like mine all the time. But I'm happy to hear how much better your family is and stuff.

Well ain't you klassy.

Aren't you a special snowflake.

...that you're aware of. There was probably never any security footage released of your friends and their families when they thought they were in private.

Maybe not YOUR family......

You know some incredibly calm and possibly sedated families, then.

"...families have problems and we are no different."

You forgot about The Heat (Bullock/McCarthy, so funny), and I can't believe you listed a Woody Allen movie at all much less above the Punk Singer. :-/

"as if..."

In today's episode of Missing the Point with your host, Bears:

well. She goes to fairly great lengths to keep certain parts of her body covered. She opts not to answer questions about the decorations of said body parts. It falls distinctly under "none of our business". It may seem silly to a lot of us to hide ink, but that's not our call. She has her reasons to try to maintain…

Judge me, interwebs, for although I think the prediction of future through the stars is hogwash, I have found that many, many people I've encountered in my life have had strong personality characteristics of their respective zodiac signs. SO, THERE! MUCH PROOF! SO SCIENCE.

Well, how do you "know" she's being exploited? I think she chose to do this. "I want to write a book." Maybe her employment prospects are extremely limited. Maybe she has a message she wants to get out. Maybe she thinks she will do some good by publishing her story. Maybe it's her way to slay her inner dragons, get…

Man, I just wish people took it this seriously when someone said they had been sexually assaulted by someone's genitals.

Assault? They willingly accepted and ate cupcakes. She lied and said bodily function ingredients were in it to fuck with them, but she actually used condiments. It was a PRANK. NOT ASSAULT, idiot.

How is this assault?

If you're going to fuck up your bullies you need to learn that discretion is your friend. There's no need to show the whole world that you're the one who did it. Keep that to yourself and savor the results of public humiliation.

She's a sophomore in high school. No one has decent social skills at that point in life.