Google just told me that Goldblum is getting pretty annoyed by the 7am wake up measurements. I told Google to tell him to shut it and deal with it.

Please keep us updated in the coming months if, in fact, Jeff Goldblum remains 6 feet 4 inches tall.

Sales tax in my American city is 10.25%. Being a millennial, I’ll probably never know about mortgages (crying and renting forever). My income tax is 25%, and I’m the middle. So we’re slightly behind you...but I also basically can’t go to the hospital. I actually have a little panic attack whenever I need to go to the…

So, let me get this straight - you took this story from a Reddit thread that has multiple clear explanations for this charge (which is not for just “holding the baby” but for skin-to-skin in the OR), one of which you even included. The couple isn’t bothered. And you still go with that headline?

Boy that must be a great baby if it’s worth forty bucks just to touch it.

Lol

Good to see Clinton supporters tearing down a 70 year old successful woman for using a tactic they themselves used in 08. Stay classy party politics