Plus all of them are 1/12th cherokee. Ergo not racist.

Don't you know that being labelled a racist is, like, the worst thing ever? They're not racist, they're nice people!

By request of some of you.

I loved:

Great episode. Heres to hoping they keep it up as theyve been so hit or miss the past couple seasons.

WHY IS JEZEBEL TREATING THE OBJECTIFICATION OF MEN SO LIGHTLY!!!! YOU GUYS ARE HYPOCRITES!!! BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!

they are called the wanted, and they are a less hot, attempting-to-be-sultry version of one direction and they are a one hit wonder and no one likes them and fuck you the wanted i hate you.

he is A DELIGHT is what he is

Same, they work great for about 2 seconds, then paint gets on an edge or a wheel, and its useless from then on out.

I've never been able to avoid getting paint on the wheels of these things. For the first 5 passes they work great, then I start painting a line on the opposite wall or ceiling...

Tracie, I've loved working with you here and cannot wait to see what you have up your sleeve at your new job with [REDACTED COMPANY]. I'll never forget the time the entire Jezebel staff [REDACTED SUBSTANCE] on your roof and then took [REDACTED SUBSTANCE] while sharing our mutual weird sex fantasies about [REDACTED…

Sex and romance optional? I don't get what this person is after in the slightest. Can someone explain? Do they just want friends?

I WATCHED EVERWOOD! I was in love with him then, too. But really I am just sad for people who haven't watched him in Parks & Rec. I decry none of you late adopters and encourage every one of you to go watch Andy Dwyer highlights. I know Ron is the fashionable favorite supporting character, but Andy has always been…

Why does Jezebel have to have a Saved by the Bell story nearly every day? Does anyone—-ANYONE—- actually care?

Pretty sure this is her reaction to people who hate her dress.

It does look like an infant onsie... with numbers and letters for them to learn...

This is all too Bratz Doll for me. Especially that hair.

TAYLOR WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GIVING ME TO WORK WITH

Someone on Twitter last night pointed out that Ariana Grande's "sexy" getup just made her look like a Spy Kid.