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“AOC sucks”

Likely a fan of Food Babe, or said babe herself. 

That douchey beard makes him look like the Cool Shavin’ Ken doll my sister had in 1990 (she was 10).

Well your dad doesn’t know about the three branches of government TODAY, numbnuts

White rich people who had everything handed to them on a silver platter really cannot stand women of color who had to work for everything they have. See also: Meghan "daughter of Senator John" McCain trying to come for Stacey Abrams, and ending up looking like a clown.

i spit out my coffee at my desk omg

The birthday cake ones make me feel like every birthday a friend or relative missed doesn’t matter because I can celebrate any damn day. 

But its selling poison.

I’m sure these “concerned commenters” are JUST as vocal about the fact that Flint still doesn’t have clean water. Or that the government continues to separate children from their parents and hold them in detention camps.

One pack of these (not sure if that’s 1 mini-muffin or 2) has 180 calories for the blueberry flavor, which is pretty high. They’re also high in sugar and sodium. So it’s not the most nutritionally amazing food, but it’s not rat poison. A few of these a week are a blip. 

This is the deepest truth. It’s like the saying that a man’s most primal fear is that a woman will laugh at him. The fragility of the male ego is as delicate as butterfly wings. 

Given all the other crap my kids eat, the muffins are health food.

I’m curious whose mind goes to a place where “I wonder what would be a healthy and nutritious snack for my kids? I know. I’ll see what Tori Spelling thinks!” is an actual thought.

The phrase “no high fructose or corn syrup” makes me quite confident that she doesn’t know what the hell she’s talking about anyway.

Ooooof. I was trying to think of exactly what behaviors this reminds me of and, sure enough, there it is.

AOC will wipe floor with him

I million times this. The Smart Pretty girl is too much for them to handle, she should be happy just being pretty and settle for wanting their troll looking ass who somehow has and even worse personality than that troll face of their’s.

It’s amazing how much she terrifies them. 

She’s not going to date you, Don. Give it a rest.