sassafras1992
EvilSassQueen
sassafras1992

Good for you! I get what you’re saying! I actually asked my ex-husband to accompany me to a VW dealership to purchase a new 5-speed turbo diesel New Beetle because I had been so poorly treated by sales staff at a different (used car) dealership. I was young, and not accustomed to standing up for myself, but just

Had a pilot angry at me this year, no idea why. THREATENED to report me and went on and on near tears saying how in all of his 30 years of airline piloting, he had never been treated so badly. What did I do? Oh well I was too busy serving a meal non stop drinks and dessert to first class passengers alone with a crew

My default setting is apparently 1998 and I am old.

I will definitely take those kudos because I have thankfully never had to deal with such disgusting behavior at a Starbucks. The very idea is fucking foul. 

Don’t feel bad. I’m convinced supernatural forces of evil are the only explanation for how Trump won in the first place.

This was interesting and discouraging. Interesting, because... well, history is interesting, and well-written history is doubly so. And discouraging because, when reading about the horrendous treatment in the early seventies, I thought, “oh my god, that was only thirty years ago,” before realizing, no, that was almost

Well, if children wanted Republicans to care about their wellbeing, they’d have either stayed fetuses or been born to rich parents. Once a child becomes an actual person (and a poor person - gasp) Republicans stop thinking of them as “precious” or “sacred” or “miracles” and start thinking of them as disposable.

I’m almost to the point where I’d believe that Republicans literally gain nourishment from the suffering of children. I’m not sure how else you reconcile being so militantly against contraception and reproductive rights while also being so for taking food and medicine (and education and clean water and a sustainable

I hear you. I get irked by the “real women have curves!” mantra. I get that it’s about body positivity, which I am all for, but I have the physique of a gangly 12 year old boy, and it doesn’t make me less of a “real” woman. I was bullied about my lack of curves into adulthood, so I'm a little sensitive snowflake about

It’s the worst. I’m a size 6, so not curvy enough to be a “real woman” or skinny enough to be a Victoria’s Secret model. Guess I don’t exist?

It too often happens that people will say terrible things about other body types to make themselves feel better. That’s not only unnecessary, it’s downright fucked up. There is literally a song with the line “fuck them skinny bitches” and there’s probably more songs like that, though I don’t listen to much current

I hate that quote, about making clothes for “real women”. I understand that there is a need for a range of sizes, and quite frankly it’s fucked up that all clothes don’t automatically come in 00-40 and beyond, but every time a designer says they’re making clothes for “real women” and mean it to be plus sized, I get

I want to say thank you for everything you do. I have been lucky in my life to never have needed an elective abortion, but a few years ago I had a missed miscarriage, and my options were to undergo a medical abortion or a D&C when it became clear after 2 weeks that my body wasn’t going to expel the fetus on its own. I

Yeah, I was a big Full House fan in my youth. When the first season came out, a friend and I tried to watch it one night over a couple glasses of wine, but didn’t get very far. Still, if people are into it, I don’t give a fuck. Good for them.

This is the only answer.

Yeah, I’d be like “I’m a paying student, so back the hell off.”

she would no longer be allowed to bring guests in for the rest of the semester. According to a recording Mazurek said, “We’re trying to make sure that everybody—all 315 residents—feels more comfortable... and sometimes that takes compromise on both sides to do that.”

Dear Scottish Rite Dormitory,

Get our name out of your goddamned mouth you cockwombles.

Signed,

Scotland.

True. Perhaps I’m being too optimistic. Honestly I think there should be an entire class in high school devoted to sex. And it should be mandatory.

Uterine prolapse, can happen after multiple pregnancies. I don’t know about sex ed, but it’s usually covered in prenatal care. I know that’s when I learned about Kegels, etc. Back in the 90s I had a hairstylist who suffered it after three kids, and she was only in her 30s. It was taking a toll on all areas of her