It’s not a conspiracy because they’re openly defunding education.  I mean just look at everything Devos has done.

> The only conspiracy I believe is that Republicans been defunding education to make the people dumber and easier to control with propaganda and mixed messages.

I work primarily on climate change projects and the number of people that ask me about chemtrails with a straight face is too damn high.

I feel smarter for reading this. And dumber because I’m the same species as these people who believe in DEWs and Chemtrails. Seriously you don’t think we would see an airplane shooting lasers above the forest of paradise in California....

LOL yeah ... this has NOTHING AT ALL to do with all the pseudoscience they peddle

Twist: They are only going to cover Helen Keller jokes and Hillary memes. 

“Pet the mountain lion honey! He likes you!”

You have correctly described the product. Good job. 

I don’t understand this Texas bullshit. I wish publishers would stop being pushovers and stop catering to them. 

Yes, floating on anything in the ocean is not smart. As a kid, I got pulled out by a rip tide while floating on a boogie board. I was hanging out between riding waves and then I realized I was really far from shore. I had to be rescued by a beach lifeguard. Since then I’ve had a suuuuper healthy respect for the ocean.

And here I thought Goop’s failure to thrive was the fact that it’s hocus-pocus neo-new-wave crunchy-granola hyphenate-everything bullshit.

its the same effect you commonly see in national parks here in the West where dumb tourists can come face to face with huge animals and treat them like they are some golden doodle.

I don’t put surfers quite in the same category as people who try to use lounge rafts for actual lounging in the ocean, as at least in theory surfers are more alert about the tide and currents as they’re actuvely using them as a part of their sport. There are a lot of surfers who are just as dumb as the woman in this…

True story. There were also rip tide alerts all over the Island that day, but a stupid visitor thought it was the day to take her child out on a jumbo swan and then not pay attention. (IOW, the seas were not calm, and red tide was keeping most folks away from the water.) Folks on the beach tried to warn her, but she…

People don’t seem to grasp that open bodies of water aren’t like a swimming pool.

agreed.  its not made for ocean currents.  super negligent 

I do not understand using a raft like that in open water if it’s not tied to a boat.   It’s a fucking dumb thing to do.

Fire Rescue added that they also found a ballot box with ~15,000 votes floating half a mile away.

I’m sure Megyn will be able to fill her time by calling the police every time she sees a black person...do anything.