Do you have any idea what a falling Aryan does to a car? Come on man, what if that was your ride she landed on?

As a custodian, we already have to deal with the results of poor meal choices, often dried and nasty as hell. At least with a good cleaner, a rebreather for the times people don’t flush and some scrub pads and microfiber rags, we can usually handle that stuff and some of us even enjoy stepping forth into nasty chaos…

i usually try not to be petty, but in this case I’ll make an exception:

First problem:

“I can’t believe they got rid of Tamron Hall and Al Roker to hire this women.”

Yes, it is very simple. I was just really taken aback that I had to explain the difference between an actual human being or race that exists and some made-up comic book characters with green skin. I was like....WUT. It made me think if someone is black then maybe he doesn’t see that individual as a real person, which…

It’s pretty easy: if you think you need to paint your skin or do something to your costume that is expressly meant to portray a race other than your own, you are not doing the costume right. Or you are wearing the costume for racist reasons (get a new costume).

Laxalt really does sound like a crummy laxative brand. Like the kind you can only find at the 99 cent store.

What a fucking over-privileged cunt.

Seriously...

Megyn Kelly behaves like Megyn Kelly. NBC gets exactly what they paid for. A racist, misogynist blowhard from Fox to speak to the suburban moms ruining america. It’s perfectly clear what NBC’s agenda is and they are equally responsible for this shit show and they responsible for the normalising of a Racist/White…

Racist Dollar Store Barbie is still racist?! SHOCKED. I am shocked.

... And Megyn Kelly is an idiot.

I know it’s so mean, but I adore these stories of family members throwing shitty politicians to the wolves. 

There has apparently been an uptick in mail theft in our area recently. Signed and sealed ballots are being found all over the city.

It’s making me nervous as to what further lengths people will go to to fuck us all over... not that we haven’t already hit and surpassed a level of fuckery I never expected to see.

If they were about to inflict their awfulness on the innocent public, I’d feel it was my DUTY to call them out! I’m glad these people don’t just roll their eyes and stay quiet.

Judging by his proposed shitty policies, should Laxaltive be his nickname?