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That is one ugly ass chair. 

CB2 fans are NOT amused. Instagram is having a field day on CB2's posts concerning the collaboration.

Trump has an unwritten policy of "fuck anyone that isn't white". His response to PR is proof.

It’s exactly that easy. I make the effort to bring any new cat (harnessed and leashed) outside for the first time in the rain or snow, so that they associate it with unpleasantness. One girl got out a few times, but was so afraid from her previous outdoor experiences that she froze and immediately ran back inside! Or

It’s also WAY better for your cat! They live, on average, 5 years longer if you keep them inside. The world is a scary place even for a predator like a cat - coyotes, other cats, anti-freeze, cars, etc. 

They sell legal guns to citizens who are legally allowed to purchase them.

Yup. I think it is ridiculous to outright ban all cats. But I think having a mandate that all cats be indoor-only is perfectly fine.

Yeah, it really is. All my cats growing up had been indoor only. One lived to be 19!!! None smooshed in the road or eaten by coyotes, no ticks or fleas or heartworm. It’s really, really fucking easy and I judge people who can’t get it together.

Same. It’s also much safer for the cat. As a kid, when we had indoor/outdoor cats, we had a steady parade of cats because we’d get one, have it for a few years and then it would vanish. I can’t even tell you how many cats I had in my childhood.

Absolutely. Just chip all cats. If a cat is found outside and isn’t just lost, fine the owner. Increasing fines apply on repeat occasions. Make an exception for a lost kitty if the owner has made a certain effort to retrieve it. Bob’s your uncle. 

Cat people are....let’s just say that I wouldn’t want to be the politician who proposed that particular plan.

Oh god. THOSE people. “Oh, our cat lives outdoors and isn’t neutered because that’s just how it’s done here.” Eff that. Unless you live on a farm and rely on cats keeping mice under control, buck up and have your cat fixed instead of letting it run around having litters all over the place. Humane societies are stuffed

Yeah...they aren’t responsive to logic or reason. If I let my dog roam around the neighborhood all day and shit in other people’s sandboxes people would definitely get upset and call me a bad owner. Although, I have lived in the South and stray dogs don’t seem to bother people down there.

This. I have only had indoor cats. The cats dont have thumbs, and can’t get outside unless you let them, or they escape. If they escape, they run the risk of everything that can happen, including death. They lead long, fufilling lives, including hunting, indoors. (many mice have met their match by King Morty’s claws).

I don’t understand outdoor-cat people. I think it’s anthropomorphizing cats to say “oh but but they feel so SAD when they can’t go out!” or “but they’re going to be missing out!”

“And as someone who grew up with a cat who loves to kill animals and leave home for days on end hunting, it’s not as easy as sticking your cat indoors all the time.”

I really don’t get the passionate Outdoor Cat People mindset. If you give your cat enough stimulation and play, they should be fine indoors. Cats that go outside have on average significantly shorter lifespans. If really you want to let your cat outside, why not put it on a leash and take it for a wander? It’s really

Yeah that was such an odd thing to say! Kids aren’t hunting in inner cities? No shit. Also how is that a loss? Was inner city moose hunting big in the 80s?

This is not at all the point, but everyone go take a look at that house the Cabelas paid 8 mil for. First of all, it is so horrendously ugly that it defies description. Second, it looks like they just bought up six lots on a regular street and then built that monstrosity? Good god, people, at least do us a favor and