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He should be learning to keep a couple chocolate bars under his pillow so he can barter for smokes, or sex, in the big house.

We need a goddamn army of Maggies right now.

Bedtime reading for Chloe soon, very soon I hope.

Some of those tweets are absolutely spot-on. I particularly love Eliza[beth]’s.

That’s not how socialism works, but I wouldn’t expect anything else from a moron.

Yes, Don, you should take half her candy and give it to some other kid(s) who didn’t go out because they couldn’t go out because their family situation meant they couldn’t put together a costume, or their neighborhood isn’t appropriate for trick-or-treating, or they’re disabled and can’t leave the house. That way,

Nope, Lucy absolutely does not do that. I just watched “It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown” last night with my grandson. Lucy actually asks for extra candy for her “stupid brother” while trick or treating, because Linus is sitting in a pumpkin patch waiting for the Great Pumpkin. Later, she goes out at 4 am to

‘Daddy, why won’t you love me?’

His socialism yarns are sure to earn some hearty “cool stories bro” from his future fellow inmates in the federal pen.

He’s going to shortchange his daughter’s candy labor like she was a common construction contractor.

Can’t wait for this girl to grow up and realize daddy stole candy from a child to teach people to not help the poor...

That child looks very unhappy. There’s sense of betrayal in her eyes. I wouldn’t want to be Donnie JR. in 8 years - or EVER.

I hope he got head lice from that mask.

The “driving through a crowd” style terrorist attacks are usually very meticulously planned to ensure maximum damage, so they go for large crowds, not a normal walkway on an average day. If they had, say, targeted Times Square during New Year’s, that would be much more their style. Here in Europe, this type of attack

Absolutely agree - we need to NOT give these assholes what they want. Make them live in prison for life and think daily about it while being harassed by other inmates.

Yeah, that’s the only reason I could possibly think of. I was thinking “why wouldn’t he just kill himself” but you’re right - he wanted to go for as long as he could before they took him down. I will say this - I am proud of the NYPD for taking him out of play but not killing him so at the very least we can pump him

He has to wait to find out the skin color of the driver first.

Cue Trump making an inane, stupid and insulting tweet in 3,2 1....

Someday I’ll be able to buy Bacardi in the fucking supermarket too, or after 9pm at night.