Don’t have sex on a plane!

Imagine how many trains they’d build.

Tin Man and Scarecrow almost look like they are being played by key and peele, and now im sad they aren’t being played by key and peele...

“Court Gentry”

As the exhausted patient of a dental practice that blasts Christian music, has Christian “art” everywhere, and whose employees ask me occasionally what church I go to, I say with excitement, sue their Christian asses out of business.

The problem is guns. Not mental illness, not misogyny, not male entitlement. Those are other problems, with other solutions. The problem causing mass shootings is guns.

Look, I know we all want to rush to judgment here but I’m guessing that, very reasonably, the man asked what those women were there for and they told him that they were there to cover a professional football team and he, quite rightfully, had to check if the Jaguars qualified.

In the poll, you should have a “yes, she’s awful but I wish she was bitchier” option.

Ghosts of dead babies pushed this over to bring attention to the issue.

One 24-year-old woman told me that her boyfriend broke up with her because ‘he told me that I wasn’t girlfriend material because I had been with 10 guys

cc: whoever is writing Jurassic World 2

There is only one word for Love in english. The Ancient Greeks who had just a little expertise in philosophy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ had six words:

Awww. These poor people. I especially feel bad for the idiot who paid $35,000 for books.

College age men (boys) are so vile.

“My husband and I are vegan. My daughter is vegetarian and both of them are allergic to gluten, lactose, shellfish, soya, onions, peppers and GM foods.” I’m assuming the kids survive on eating air, then. Assuming it’s not red air, cause they’d probably be allergic to that too.

Christ. Get that cat away from sociopathic teenagers before something awful happens...

wait is mad max on the table

Nine million dollars says this becomes an SVU episode and ten million dollars says I throw myself into the Hudson w a concrete brick tied to my foot when it premiers.

See, if ya’ll spelled “blonde” instead of “blond” you probably wouldn’t have this issue.