The very first “Fuckin A” that Pietrangelo let out had me ROTFLMFAO. It was the most Canadian expression of boundless joy I’ve ever heard. 

The tendon is often replaced with one from a cadaver. Which means Quinn Cook might miss next season too.

Are people really upset about Burneko’s post or is this just a joke about how similar the two were? I feel like a dipshit but I can’t tell if people are actually upset at a post that was clearly meant to be satire. 

I’m not bringing you out of the greys for this, but I am willing to share it as a stupid statement. Reasonably intelligent, good-natured human beings with good senses of humour can identify satire in a heartbeat.

If you're only 30% sure that the Burneko article was satire, then perhaps you're not qualified to make assessments of anyone's opinions?

His name is Roget, get it right

...yes, that’s exactly the implication the sentence you quoted was going for.

Something something deckchairs on the Titanic of western civilization. 

I’m glad you’re enjoying things Ray but my blood pressure and need for sleep demand Raptors in five. 

If this were any other franchise, I would say that this long of a search is an indication that the owner is trying to find a GM who will agree to implement some sort of strategic vision. As it is the Wizards, and Leonsis let Grunfeld run the place for a decade and a half because he presumably forgot he owned the team,…

Who The Hell Wants To Run The Wizards?

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

I whined about how shitty the refs were, especially in the first quarter, and think they handicapped the Warriors a lot (Raptors should’ve been ahead by at least 15 at halftime).

You do need a passport now to travel through Canada.

More tone policing! Super! I’m an adult, and yes, people can catch these hands if they think they can call me an Eskimo. 

.... You’re explaining Inuit history and naming to an Inupiaq person.....

It should matter to lower 48 non- Native Americans, but most of the ones I meet think forget that Inuit people are even part of the US. 

? who is he ? and why does me asking not to have my people referred to by a slur mean I’m rubbing his nose in it? 

No.... it’s not. It’s a slur, that white people decided referred to our tribes and villages, based off of incorrect translations from other Native tribes.