You missed the joke.
Well, unless you’re Ken Pagan chucking a beer bottle at a Korean fellow.
I’m pretty sure any attempts to do so shouldn’t include the phrase, “Everybody’s within the rules.”
*Behaviour
He was back home in Toronto, watching the game with thousands of Raptors fans in an outdoor square.
God, it was a really tough call to make this joke based on Rowdy Tellez, or to go full Toronto and put a pic of Nav Bhatia up.
Chris, you elitist East Coast media fuckboy.
Sex thing!? This looks like a horror movie thing.
I think this is probably the first thing that started as sexual, then became not sexual.
The unreleased second half of the video introduces the stallion and is illegal in most states.
Neigh.
There’s a zero percent chance this is not a sex thing.
Quantum fetish dynamics: any idea, image, or activity expressed on the Internet is automatically somebody’s sex thing. See also “sexy action-at-a-distance”.
If it wasn’t before it definitely is now.
Some would describe this kind of anticlimactic result as more evidence that video replay is a scourge which must be eradicated across sports; others, arguing an opposing view, are weenies.
So much hockey content on Deadspin these days. I love it.
Why are people so quick to assume that anyone who comments on a feminist or other representational issue is “outrage”? Sometimes people are just moderately curious or mildly concerned.