What PBY fails to do in three whole names and seven syllables, Pope Thrower does with less than half the resources. We’re told the gripping tale of a humble kid with a dream who overcomes myriad obstacles to do what nobody ever thought possible... throw fucking popes.

Much as I like Nimrod Schmul, the existence of two previous Alpha Omega Nickelberry’s is just too much to overcome.

Pope Thrower is the one that got an audible laugh out of me when I read the bracket for the first time. I’ll vote Thrower as long as I can.

Pope Thrower is this years auburn. You don’t want to run into him until you absolutely have to

No kidding. Like, I get some of these folks don’t want an STI but newsflash: many of them likely have at least one. HPV is often asymptomatic. HSV 1 & 2 often have mild symptoms that look nothing like the classically presenting sores, so people often don’t know they have it. These viruses are spread via skin-to-skin…

Very good points that I have definitely considered. One of my other responses mentions that I can’t and won’t do anything without her blessing. Wouldn’t be worth pursuing if it further hurts her. The recorded admission was procured because she wanted to know that he was well aware of what he did. She had been blaming…

You’re right, he doesn't work in an office. He works at a fucking school.

Pay them, then

I don’t recall anyone saying they are equivalent offenses.

Who the fuck ever said they should spend the same amount of time in jail? Obviously the guy who uploaded hundreds of videos would be charged with multiple counts of distributing revenge porn, while the guy who showed one photo to his buddies would be charged with one count of distributing revenge porn. GTFO with your…

Man, people say confounding things when they’re trying to be helpful. To me, it’s similar to when you’re grieving and someone says “They’re in a better place now.” They mean to be consoling, but that’s so unhelpful and damn if that doesn’t send me straight to rageville.

That sucks so hard and I’m sorry. I was in college at the time of mine, and I had to give a lecture the next morning after the post went public. I’ve never felt people’s eyes harder than I did that day.

Honestly, it was said by a lot of friends, well-intentioned and meant as encouragement. This was also 8 years ago, so I’m not sure that people were really ready to console friends on that sort of thing.

Sigh. OK. So nobody is saying that they’re exactly equivalent offenses, but can you at least admit that both are gross violations that should be punishable by law? You make it seem like showing a picture of your girlfriend’s breasts to your buddy should be brushed off as a minor offense, when it’s not. I know all of…

Holy Jesus someone said that to you?! No jury in the world would convict you for murdering someone whose response to your revenge porn was to say “but you look good.”

Literally no one is saying that those are the same.  They’re similar in that they’re both shitty, but no one on earth is saying that those two things are equal. 

Also a victim here, and it fucking sucks. You’re right though, it isn’t a day-to-day struggle, but every time you apply for a job, or start dating someone new, you’re fucking scared. The game of “Let’s see what happens when we Google ourselves!” in mixed company...

Look, you’re never going to convince people like this that a fetus isn’t a fully developed person who can feed themselves and get a job in 2 months if only their mamma didn’t execute them.

Pregnancy is a potential consequence of sex. If a man isn’t prepared to accept that his sexual partner may choose an abortion, he shouldn’t have sex.

Not being an asshole should be its own incentive, but seeing it become expensive is really satisfying.