Yeah, this is a headscratcher. A lot of people’s friends are far preferable to their blood relatives and there’s no shame in that. People should do what makes them happy.

Yeah, many of us look forward to spending time with the family we chose over the family we were born into. I don’t exactly understand why Maria’s “get yourself invited somewhere and be a mooch” is the moral high ground here.

I don’t see the post that I made regarding this same thing so I guess I’ll post it here.

My thoughts exactly. Why retire Friendsgiving? When is it ever a bad thing to get a group of people who like each other together to celebrate being grateful for what we’ve got?

Adult only baby showers seem perfectly reasonable to me. A lot of time the discussions can be rather... above PG-13 and sometimes adults just want to hang out together and not have to deal with kids. Yeah the end result is a baby but a day to have fun with other adults before you have to commit 24-7 to a baby seems…

Humanity deserves to fail if this is the philosophical quandary we’re currently faced with: whether to wear a perfectly functioning coat or not because it’s SO last season. No wonder the fashion industry is the number 2 polluter.  

You’d hope so, they live in an extremely fragile glass house on that subject.

It’s not like she gets issued a partner as soon as she declares her sexual orientation. 

“It looked uncannily human, perhaps because it was shaped like most humans.”

If you read between the lines, it kinda is.

So Deadspin’s fucked thanks to Jimmy’s inability to run a successful business. Deadspin has now had all its comments turned off and several staffers have very publicly quit after the firing yesterday.

How is this related to sports? You guys should stick to sports...

Her lack of oxford commas enrages me.

Also humble and brave?  The Oxford comma.  

The pale skin? The bloodshot yellow eyes? The black dress?

My tolerance for athletes being jackasses is pretty much zero at this point. Patrick Kane is a garbage human being. The Auston Mathews bs that is being swept under the rug is ridiculous. See below:

See, that joke works. When it’s me, it’s lame. And I’m disappointed in myself that my instincts failed me.

I mean, if your vehicle hits something while you’re using that feature, I’m going to hold you accountable.

Man...as an adjuster I can’t wait to hold some smug Model 3 summoning douche at fault for damage to property.

Sweatshops, agriculture, etc treat all their workers terribly all the time for very low pay. Porn experiences run the gamut from terrible to fantastic depending on what day of the week it is and at least pays a lot more.