I think there’s a natural inclination to find the place you’re from beautiful. I was back up in Northern Ontario visiting family last weekend, and I found myself staring out at the rippling blue lake and the pine trees and thinking Northern Ontario is really beautiful. I made the mistake of voicing this opinion to my…

There is absolutely no reason to assume they engaged in anal sex. 

Loads of Academy Award nominated films have a larger age gap than this. Sense and Sensibility comes immediately to mind (Marianne Dashwood is 16 and Colonel Brandon is at least 35). However, if you’re talking about Call Me by Your Name (which didn’t win best picture) the age gap was much smaller than this (Elio is 17…

If I wanted to have a wedgie all day, I would wear thongs. As it stands, I do own thongs, and I exclusively wear them under catsuits. Even then, I’ve found that seamless rayon granny panties are just as effective when it comes to avoiding pantylines and don’t leave me feeling the constant urge to pull my underwear out…

Not gonna lie, after a few drinks (so basically at every rugby game I attend) I start to expound on my theory that scrums are just an excuse for players to touch each other. Especially in league, where they’re just decorative. 

I’m a fan of both union and league rugby (not picky here, thighs are thighs) but I was also annoyed that they didn’t bother to clarify what type of rugby they were writing about.

That uniform is not okay. The creamy yellow top paired with stark white pants is truly unforgivable. 

First of all, how dare you?

Oh, fuck right off. What a ridiculous statement.

After seeing this comment I googled to find out whether they even still make Labatt beer, and apparently they do. I’m not sure who drinks it, though. 

Okay, wait, are the commenters here legitimately angry about Burneko’s obvious joke from yesterday? That post was a work of art, and clearly a satire, which literally opened with what was basically a disclaimer calling what followed a bad take. Did any of these ridiculous whiners actually read the damned post?

Yeah, that’s exactly what she’s saying: that the reporters absolutely knew who he was and chose not to report it.

In Canada using ‘Indian’ instead of Indigenous is just as offensive as using ‘Eskimo’ rather than Inuit. I understand that Americans still casually use the word ‘Indian’ to describe Indigenous people, but it makes me cringe every time I see it.

I never notice the net at hockey games. I don’t see why it would be more noticeable at a baseball game. 

I think that would depend greatly on whether you were talking about teenaged girls vs adult women. Teen girls are definitely into soft, nonthreatening looking men, but I have trouble believing that is the general preference for most adult women. I mean, just look at Marvel movies; Chris Hemsworth, Chris Evans, and…

How has Don Cherry not yet choked to death on his own bile? 

An incomplete list of alien species I would bone:

The whole ‘do not harm’ thing is nonsense, anyway. I mean, how do you justify chemo and radiation? 

I see posts like this online all the time and it sort of bothers me because different women (who are attracted to men) are into different types of men. I’m not personally into lean, big eyed, approachable cuties. I’m far more into Dwayne Johnson-types. Someone who looks like they play a lot of rugby and could throw me…

Two things: