If you have to ban a dude from your house for talking about his testicles too much even though he’s been asked to stop, is he really a ‘friend’?

I suggest adjusting the age limits on your profile. I’ve dated significantly older men who were decent, fun, etc. but I didn’t meet them on a dating app. Old men on dating apps are awful.

Amusingly, Toronto’s rugby union team is the Toronto Arrows now (we also have a rugby league team called the Toronto Wolfpack, which is also dumb but slightly less dumb). Anyway, the Raps hardly have the dumbest name in the NBA. Every time I read anything about the Denver Nuggets, I die a little bit on the inside.

My in-laws are Indian, and I have never met a family more fanatical about Hockey in my life. Sports in general have always been one of the primary ways that immigrants assimilate into Canadian culture. There is something universal about cheering for your local sports teams.

Yeah, as soon as you pointed out that I’d missed the joke, I got it. Not my finest hour. 

I SURE DID

They mean that even if she weren’t actually dead yet, anyone in the ‘death zone’ who can’t get up and move themselves is beyond saving, and anyone who attempts to help them will just die with them. This is one of the reasons bodies are just left where they are on Everest; attempting to transport bodies (or…

Yeah, that is correct. I didn’t say that we had a great track record when it came to electing politicians, I said that we queue properly and celebrate within the rules. Keep up.

Ooof. Touché.

Does Nike pull sponsorships from athletes who aren’t competing due to injury? Because if so, this seems consistent. If not, this is fucked up. 

So if Michael Jordan missed the bulk of a season in the 90s due to an injury, do you think that money Nike spent on advertisements featuring him would be ‘wasted’?

Spoken like someone who doesn’t understand Toronto sports fans, honestly. Those hooligans in Montreal and Vancouver riot, but in Toronto we stoically accept our losses and politely celebrate our wins. We know how to queue properly and we celebrate within the rules because we’re trying to live in a society here. 

THANK YOU.

I do! Kromask Intense Copper Ice Cream is effective and affordable.

Lately I’ve been finding myself angry with asexual and demisexual people identifying as queer, tbh (I’m specifically referring to demi- and asexual people who exclusively date people of the opposite gender, to be clear). Then I need to check myself and remember that it doesn’t matter whether I specifically think they…

Yeah, it just sort of slowly goes paler and paler until you die. I suggest using a colour depositing conditioner to keep it a brighter orange.

Yeah, being a natural blonde must be really hard for you, a real cross to bear. It sure is a shame that so many people are appropriating your struggle.

Celine Dion is every French-Canadian mom. Seriously, right down to the fact that they seem goofy 100% of the time, then will do a surprise 180 into dead serious with no warning and hit you with a, “Why do you laugh? The invasion of my privacy is amusant to you? Arret, la,” leaving you feeling deep, deep shame for…

Is this a sex thing? This seems like a sex thing. 

Someone got angry with me and accused me of spoiling the movie because I said that a character got a good haircut. Talking about a haircut doesn’t spoil a movie, folks.