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Literally everyone. We’re all doing it. Keep up.

First of all, it’s 2019 and we’re tucking our shirts in again.

Yes, I distinctly remember that when I was around 10, ‘gay’ and ‘lesbian’ were basically the worse insults in my classmates’ arsenals. If you didn’t like someone they were ‘so gay’ or ‘such a lesbian’. I also already knew at that point what those words actually meant and that they definitely applied to me. It’s funny,

Right, I definitely said Captain Marvel, though, and was referring to her depiction after the soft reboot of the character. I assume Marvel chose to introduce her to the MCU as Captain Marvel rather than Ms Marvel for a reason. 

Yes, clearly, which is why I said that the women were wearing obvious makeup. I didn’t realize I’d left the ‘obvious’ off the second part of the sentence until it was too late to edit. The question is whether the makeup is diegetic; we know that the actors are all wearing makeup, but is the character wearing makeup?

May to miss the point, buddy, but I’m talking about gender expression, not beauty expectations. That’s a different discussion entirely.

Right, but I’m not really arguing for or against Captain Marvel wearing makeup, so I’m not sure what that has to do with anything. What I’m saying is that the character of Captain Marvel (in the comic books) has a history of presenting as less stereotypically feminine than many other women in Marvel comics (assuming

That’s fair, but we aren’t really talking about in-suit presentation here. I doubt that Carol is going to be styled to feminine perfection once she’s suited up to fight Thanos, but we’re talking about Carol’s casual presentation in this particular scene. I suppose it would have been clearer if I’d used their given

Sure, there’s nothing wrong with a woman being traditionally feminine while kicking ass (Black Widow, Scarlet Witch, and Wasp are already great examples of that) but it just doesn’t feel particularly true to Captain Marvel, who is typically less stereotypically feminine. There’s nothing wrong with the MCU

No one’s gonna clean your crisper because onions don’t belong in the fridge, you barbarian. 

The fear mongering in these comments is insane. The best way to encourage sexual health checkups (and discussions between partners about sexual history, condom use, etc.) is to reduce the stigma around STIs, most of which aren’t that big of a deal. I had an HPV outbreak a while ago (condoms don’t always prevent HPV,

It actually depends on the antibiotic you’ve been prescribed. If you google your medication (which I always do, because I don’t just take whatever bullshit the doctor hands me without researching it) you find a list of everything it is used to treat. That said, antibiotic resistant Gonorrhea, for example, is going to

I’m just promiscuous as opposed to professional, but the sexual health clinic where I’m regularly tested have told me that because myself and my partners are regularly tested, condoms aren’t really necessary for oral sex. In the end, people are way more precious about STIs than they need to be. I always use condoms

This shit here is why I cross the street when I’m approached my youths who are clearly much cooler than I. They can smell fear. 

I don’t know whether the SO in the story is someone you’re still with, but you should check with them before you put this guy on blast. Speaking as someone who has been sexually assaulted in the past, having it brought up again (especially publicly) can be retraumatizing. Also, there’s a reasonable chance that he

In university I completely flipped my sleep schedule so that I went to morning classes, slept all day, woke up for my evening classes, stayed up all night, and repeated the cycle. It seemed genius at the time, but in hindsight it just meant that I was often still drunk for my 8am classes.

I, too, was not a student athl

Sports are honestly one of the main reasons I’m not having kids. I’m 100% aware of the fact that I would be an insanely aggressive hockey parent and my child would hate me. So congrats on being a far more reasonable person than I, I guess.

For anyone with a flexible work schedule, the best times to hit the grocery store are 10:00am and 2:00pm. The place is 100% dead. This also applies to the liquor store and the Starbucks.

When I was in university, my roommate and I scheduled all of our classes for very early morning and late evening so that we could

I live in Toronto, so this absolutely doesn’t work. Sure, we’re a sports town, but we’re a very divided sports town. 

Several of the messages were about tricking their kids into taking tests that would erroneously have them classified as having a learning disability, or dealing with kids who were confused when their academic advisor asked them about their (fake) athletic career. I feel bad for those kids.