Goodbye Kia Borrega, we hardly glue thee...

Still more effective than goggles.

Lucky his tires had the right psi, .5 off and it would have been a different story.

And yet, here you are.  Clicking the article and commenting on it, adding to two metrics that ensure more of these articles.

It’s too bad they weren’t still 33,000 feet above sea-level when it happened.

I prefer “the Fanta Menace”

Oh my god! Were the stairs okay?

It’s too bad he didn’t fall head first.  

Well, to be fair, Putler isn’t much of a Commie, either. Commies at least pretended to care about the commonfolk. That bald sack of rat droppings doesn’t even bother with that.

Ahem: “Is it car-related? Not at all. It is, however, plane-related, or at the very least plane-adjacent, and we write about plane stuff all the time. So why should this be any different?”

This guy is a huge embarrassment to Alabama the country.

The universe hates us, that's why we can't have nice things.

Fucking awful, awful man. Too bad the fall wasn’t more serious.

Fucking shame the ignorant mofo didn’t fall on his head and break his neck.

And?

Here’s hoping any injuries he sustained are nothing trivial.

I need this gif, it expresses things I have difficulty putting into words.

We need a downvote option.